its july 28th here, happy bday ak

agent-sarahwalker:

agent-sarahwalker:

‘third home loss for the uswnt this year’

I aim to please dear

s-h-a-k-e-it-out:

jill deciding the starting XI for the uswnt

i want *spins wheel* allie long as a *throws dart* goalkeeper *flips a coin* on the second half

122ndminute:

jill after every game:

It’s literally not a shock my guy. Why are you so surprised the US lost? They haven’t produced shit in months.

halfoklahoman:

Jill in the 89th minute: we need to do something different here…

“Did anyone think Australia would win outside of Australia?”

Literally everyone my dude.

aye! Thanks bud!!

maddiekocian:

just little uswnt things: losing our own tournaments 😍